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Thursday, August 11, 2011

100 Word Story

As I normally do, I entered one of Janet Reid's 100 word contests, lost, and posted here on my blog for your amusement.

The five words to be included in the story:
echo
fever
jelly
roll
t-bone




Afternoon Delight

The sweat caked with the powdered sugar against her leathery tanned skin, like white jelly spread thin over golden toast.

On the floor beside the bed lay a half-eaten swiss cake roll, smashed into the carpet, and a t-bone cooled on the nightstand which had proved useless.

As the carnal fever almost sated, I gazed with heavy lids down at the paper bag which hid her face. A stick-figured character drawn in red gel pen smiled up at me.

Our agreement was an echo in my mind.

“Food sex? With you? Okay, but on one condition…”

16 comments:

  1. ohmygoodness! sooooo disturbing! excellent. :)

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  2. Disturbing? Seriously? It was supposed to be funny. #humorfail I am just the worst at this.

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  3. oooooh! ok! igetit!!!
    that IS funny!
    but the first time i read it, i took it as he killed her. and the way the powdered sugar was covering her and whatnot, he was going to eat her... i think it was because of the carnal fever being almost sated.... maybe it's just 'cuz I'M disturbed! :P

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  4. LOL :) That was fun - I've never entered one of the contests. My sense of humour deserts me at the worse times :)

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  5. My sense of humor is just very misunderstood. :-)

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